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January 23, 2012
Which Super Bowler Would Make the Best Cage Fighter?Posted by danb Tell us and you could win a free tee!
You’ve heard all the sound bites: “It’s like a war out there”, “This is a classic bar room brawl”, etc. But which star from the two Super Bowl teams has what it takes to make it in the octagon? Here are a few options. Did we miss someone? Let us know in the comments section or post of our Facebook wall. One random poster will receive a free BORN STRONGER tee! Tom Brady:
Extremely focused. But that hair and that pretty boy demeanor? Plus, his wife is so hot he doesn’t have much to fight for. He has everything he needs already. Then again he possesses a killer instinct. Tough call.
Eli Manning:
Like Brady, he’s extremely focused. But he looks like he just graduated grade school. Then again he might be able to trick someone with his “awwww shucks” attitude or bore his opponents to death while speaking to them.
Wes Welker:
Tough? Check. Athletic? Check. Smart? You betcha’. We have ourselves a contender here. But would his injury problems on the field haunt him in the octagon. Would his knees explode the first time someone tries a leg lock?
Hakeem Nicks:
Pro: He’s tall, lanky, athletic and has enormous hands. Con: His name is Hakeem. The only other Hakeem we know was Eddie Murphy in “Coming To America.”
Vince Wilfork:
He is HUGE! One of the toughest and meanest SOB’s on the field at all times. But we get the feeling he wouldn’t have much cardio endurance. Perhaps if he fell on his opponent and smothered him….
Victor Cruz:
How would opponents react if he did that dance routine before entering the cage? Violently, we imagine.
Jason Pierre-Paul:
He’s big, fast, strong and freakishly athletic. Plus he’s got three names. So do serial killers. Yikes.
Bill Bellichick:
Reminds us a bit of the “Iceman.” No, not Chuck. The famous hitman from New Jersey who was the subject of a great HBO show. Creepy.
Tom Coughlin:
If his opponent didn’t shop up 5 minutes before fight time, his face would turn redder than a tomato and he’d probably die before entering the cage.
So, which Super Bowler do you think would make the best MMA fighter? Tell us in the comment section below.
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